JOURNALIST: At all French airports, new security regulations have
compelled New Zealand torurists to strip naked. These ladies, claiming
that French males pinched their breasts unnecesarily, were transported
by the police and taken unclothed to cells where prostitutes are
routinely detained.
A cordon of policemen surround the New Zealand embassy, keeping back
hundreds of angry Frenchmen, shouting curses at the "well-poisoners."
French television has been showing crop dusting helcopters and other
aircraft spraying French land. Two g. vine diseases have
simultaneously appeared scattered throughout France and the authorities
believe that France may the first victim of international biological
warfare against its wine production.
In French history, Jews were once accused of tampering with water supply
in order to cause plagues among the Christian population. Today's rumor
is that New Zealanders are infecting French vineyards with very
dangerous viruses.
SPOKESMAN: We hope there is no substance to the reported stories.
Speaking deadly bacteria or viruses deliberately to the plants and
animals of another country is an act of war, even if the original set of
germs does not harm humans.
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