On Mar 5, 2:44=A0am, rays...@webtv.net (Raymond Speer) wrote:
> JOURNALIST: =A0At all French airports, new security regulations have
> compelled New Zealand torurists to strip naked. These ladies, claiming
> that French males pinched their breasts unnecesarily, were transported
> by the police and taken unclothed to cells where prostitutes are
> routinely detained.
>
> A cordon of policemen surround the New Zealand embassy, keeping back
> hundreds of angry Frenchmen, shouting curses at the "well-poisoners."
>
> French television has been showing =A0crop dusting helcopters and other
> aircraft spraying French land. Two g. vine diseases have
> simultaneously appeared scattered throughout France and the authorities
> believe that France may =A0the first victim of international biological
> warfare against its wine production.
>
> In French history, Jews were once accused of tampering with water supply
> in order to cause plagues among the Christian population. Today's rumor
> is that New Zealanders are infecting French vineyards with very
> dangerous viruses.
>
> SPOKESMAN: =A0We hope there is no substance to the reported stories.
> Speaking deadly bacteria or =A0viruses deliberately to the plants and
> animals of another country is an act of war, even if the original set of
> germs does not harm humans.
There was an urban legend floating around, slightly before these
events, but concerning protests over French testing in the Pacific,
that Fiendishly Brilliant Agricultural Scientists of the Mwahaha!
variety were in secret dungeons in the Manawatu and at Lincoln cooking
up a Super-Phylloxera, mad cow disease and other goodies, ready to
be spread in France through unsuspecting NZ and Japanese tourists.
Rubbish of course - most FBAS's that I've come across seem to be
surprised to learn that milk comes from cows... |
