Tim wrote:
> Rather confused about this - Did the earthquake happen because thats
> what devils do,
Actually, that would make the most sense.
> or because God finally listened to Pat Robertson,
> discovered that they had all sold their soul Satan (apart from
> dyslexic Haitians who had sold it Santa) and decided to rap Haitian
> knuckle?
The Almighty got tired after all those years of voodoo.
I wonder how the Almighty feels about having a bozo like Pat
Robertson claiming to be his spokesman? Maybe he got an earthquake in
store for him - or better yet, a bolt of lightning.
> And the Chileans, Japanese, Californians and NZers (we got bargain
> rates) had also sold their souls?
I think location might have something to do with that. I don't think
they practice voodoo.
> What about boring old tectonic plates?
The next thing we know, you'll be telling us about evolution.
Dennis |
