On 03/03/2010 01:47 AM, Tim wrote:
> On Mar 3, 6:40 pm, Matt Giwer wrote:
>> On 03/02/2010 04:34 PM, H H wrote:
>>> What if the people of Haiti had not make a pact with the devil(according
>>> to Pat Robertson)?
>> According to Robertson's opening position the devil delivered and gave the
>> Haitian freedom. Robertson needs think about his claims before making them. In
>> fact he needs to learn to think. The devil should have advertised his
>> reliability in making deals.
>> Anyway, Sarkozy would have made a quick trip to Haiti to give a campaign
>> speech and kiss the severed limbs of a few babies.
> Rather confused about this - Did the earthquake happen because thats
> what devils do, or because God finally listened to Pat Robertson,
> discovered that they had all sold their soul Satan (apart from
> dyslexic Haitians who had sold it Santa) and decided to rap Haitian
> knuckle?
Obviously Robertson is the one confused. I was taking a shot at making some
sense of it. The Robertson type claim the devil is a trickster and gets out of
a deal slicker than a djinn. In this case Satan delivered on the deal. As to
who Robertson thinks was behind the earthquake I believe he was giving his
kind and merciful god for killing so many innocent people a century and a half
later. Clearly Satan is the good guy and Yahweh is the evil one in Robertson's
fractured faerytale universe.
> And the Chileans, Japanese, Californians and NZers (we got bargain
> rates) had also sold their souls?
> What about boring old tectonic plates?
If you are going to believe scientists instead of Robertson you are surely
damned by the devil he promotes.
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